In deep thought today I started to ponder the whereabouts of Carmen Sandiego. That really isn’t the important question. This is a criminal that has been caught multiple times and has escaped each and every one of them. I am assuming that she was locked up in a maximum security establishment after her first escape. More importantly she had the abilities to steal such things as the leaning tower of pizza and the mona lisa. We are obviously dealing with a psychotic mastermind. With the record she has, I’m quite positive that she has committed multiple murders and suffers from a burning case of syphilis. That is probably why she likes to be on the run. It would not surprise me if she kidnaps chickens and molests family dogs. All being said, I think we should stop wondering where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. We desperately must find out who in the fuck is Carmen Sandiego? I am going to begin research of the possibilities and post them to this blog. If you have any comments or things that can help me compile this “google search profile” I will gladly research anything you suggest.
Who in the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?